mexican apple thief

A person of Mexican descent, who steals apples.

Elliot's sexual fantasy is about owning a cider house and catching a Mexican apple thief, who then chases her to the tasting room, where they make love so loudly that they can be heard all the way in the distillery.

by Baru May 10, 2008

Mexican Apple Thief

Taking the whole ball sack in your mouth, "stealing" them.

I played Mexican Apple thief last night, the dude was impressed because his balls were the size of a ripe apple.

by Slutty Prometheus July 16, 2022

mexican apple thief

Having sex and listening to salsa music on a stolen iPod at the same time. (Apple makes iPod)

I had the ultimate Mexican apple thief session last night with my girlfriend.

by jzilla May 05, 2007