Meutz 

1. A badass individual who's ethnic origins are completly unknown.
2. An awkward situation, place, or person.
3. A rare vinerial disease from American Samoa and Brazil

1. "You see that new student? No idea where he's from!"
"Yea, I know man, the guy's a total Meutz!"

2. "Man this (party, place, person) sure is Meutz."

3. "Yo I was fuckin this hot bitch from Rio, and I woke up the next day with a black and purple dick. Bitch had the Meutz!

Meutz by ok playa hata December 29, 2006

mentzered

When a sales guy or repair guy feed you a line of shit when they can not produce the results they boasted about. (ie. Repair guy saying he has knowledge of fixing things but little do you know it's from watching youtube videos!!!)

My iphone just got MENTZERED repair guy said it'd be an easy fix and only cost $40 bucks, now it doesn't even work and out $40 dollars.

My xbox 360 is MENTZERED up now from that place on state street

mentzered by J-MAN April 19, 2012

Mentzered

Something being repaired by a person whos knowledge of the matter only stems from youtube

He really fucking mentzered your laptop

Mentzered by timsfatporkerwife January 9, 2012

Mertzy 

A Rocket League content creator/freestyler who creates Rocket League content for his own Youtube Channel as well as being part of a Rocket League team called Disunified with his team mates/friends Pulse Osm and Linkuru

That Freestyler is so Mertzy

Mertzy by WhatisJoblessFat January 18, 2021

Metzli

An amazing girl who is always there when you need her. She will always cheer you up when your down. She will do anything for you. Her personality is amazing. She is that one girl who everyone wants to hang out with.

Metzli is cute

Metzli by Lecko November 18, 2018

mertzify 

mertzify (v) to take a small amount of information and to transform it into a an impressive outcome.

to mertz - to vastly improve something, an idea, a concept, a thought and make it drastically better.

He took the client's information and was able to mertzify it and they loved it!

mertzify by ehouse May 13, 2010

metzitzah 

It is where a Jew man sucks the cock or shall it be called the blood from the cock of a Jew infant. This form of cock sucking is called suction or the metzitzah technique which is preformed during Brit milah which is a Jew ceremony for male circumcision. It is most often preformed in a snyogue where people watch and cheer for the child getting his cock sucked for the first time.

Person 1 Damn look at that line coming out of the synagogue, it stretches down the street!!
Person 2 O, cool, there must be a metzitzah going on……
Person 1, metzitzah… what the fuck is that?
Person 2 OMG forreals? Your so stupid, its when all the gay jew men from a given city line up to suck the cock of an 8 day old who is being circumcises. OMFG, get with the program.

metzitzah by lovedmymetzitzah October 4, 2012