Messica just so happens to be the nickname for my girlfriend because her name is Jessica, and she's a mess. Put them together...
by Lon February 24, 2005
by Dontfeedanimalswine March 05, 2020
When someone asks you your name and you totally lie and say Jessica and they ask for your last name and the best last name you can think of is Messica. So now everyone who’s name is Jessica you call Jessica Messica :)
by Bdbdhfnsvxb June 21, 2018
Messica is a vary messy blande girl who seems to be busy with having her head up in the clouds as she aimlessly walks around making a mess of everything and messing up everyones thought process. When she needs to clean her mess up before things get to wild
Jessica says. Damn dude how could u just let me sit here all night long?! doing the same damn thing and I still haven't lit my cigarette why haven't you helped me
Friend replys saying.
Well messica how was I supposed to know you needed a lighter..
Friend replys saying.
Well messica how was I supposed to know you needed a lighter..
by Marble Seal face May 04, 2023
See "Chef Fuckboy-rdee" for a masculine forward term. Clumsy, untrained and learning on fly, a Chef Hot Messica is an adult, typically in their late 20's and 30's, navigating the world of cuisine on her own. UberEats? in THIS economy?! Oh no, this partially domesticated Goddess uses a chaotic charm and limited patience to make a reasonably edible dish that will keep her alive. Self-taught, zero chill, too many cooking appliances she will never use and 100% MAXIMUM EFFORT.
"After setting the alarm off for the third time this week, Chef Hot Messica finally figured out how to use the dial on the stove and was able to make a charred, but still edible, quesadilla."
by Oh we have to use pseudonyms? June 17, 2025