Merkel Circle

The realisation that you and your boize have banged the same cougar/cougar-cub whilst having a lewse time in Europe.

Whilst this mysterious cougar may now returned to her home town (to fight mario & ballooning yields) - it will provide

Cheese: Yea mate, I porked her when I was completely blind in Malta one time.

Wiraf: Strong. Yea so did I when I was off chops in Ibizia one night.

D-money: Could have done the same but my Au pair family were being lemons. That really would've been a Merkel Circle hey.

by lew$eRonnie January 10, 2012

Angela Merkel

Chancellor of Germany. She’s like Obama but a white woman. Elected to a fourth term, she makes white men in germany feel how black women feel in America. She also won 2018’s thickest world leader award.

I masturbate to pictures of Angela Merkel

by condoms r too small for me March 28, 2019

Merkeling

'Merkeling' is an activity that was developed in the middle of the night in Germany. That's where it got it's name from.

It is all about shouting a politicians name at someone, which will cause that this person is scared, jumps back or screams.

Some will say it is just because the shouting, that people are scared, but this is not true - it's mainly because of the politicians.

1) Hey buddy, have you heard about this new thing called 'Merkeling'? - We should definitely try it out!

2) I've been waiting here the entire time to 'merkel' you!

3) MERKEL!!!

4) PUTIN!!!

5) TRUMP

by Xatoric August 2, 2018

Robert Merkel

Straight white male

Robert Merkel is not using his girl friend as a cover up, he’s straight.

by OwenMerkel November 25, 2018