home of the most loyal girls despite the ugly uniform also home of the most attractive females ,everyman needs an alpha girl in their life.
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Otherwise known as "OLMA" or "Mercy", this is a quaint little Catholic school located in scenic Syosset, Long Island. This all-girls school has been producing some of the world's most fabulous people since 1928. Many people like to make fun of the Mercy girls for going to such a school, but that's just because everyone else is jealous, and wishes they could be a Mercy girl.

Mercy is open practically 24 hours a day, especially since most of the girls there are so desperately involved in school that they contemplate setting up makeshift beds in the locker rooms.

The exterior lures prospective students in with its extensive campus and lovely architecture. The interior dates back to 1970 and is in desperate need of a makeover.
I'm never home anymore, and when I am, I'm always doing homework. Obviously, I go to Our Lady of Mercy Academy!
by ohhh snap. April 8, 2005
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Newfoundland slang for "My Lord have mercy" or "Lord have mercy"

Ah is pronounced "awe".
There's a fire down the street!
Oh my lard ah mercy call 911!
by The Gewfie Newfie January 19, 2011
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There are many Mercy High Schools throughout the world but the Mercy High School in Baltimore is by far the best. It's different from the other Catholic all-girls in Baltimore because we're far superior to any of them. The school first opened their door on September 26, 1960. The school is 1/5 sports people, 1/5 stoners, 2/5 sluts, 1.5/5 normal people, and 1.5/5 anime/theatre people.

Each year since 1961, the Mercy Magic has taken on the IND Penguidians (a less cool version of Mercy) in the Mercy / IND game. The students of both schools call it The Game. It's really uncool when a lovable Mercy girl walks over to the IND side during the game to see her IND friends and some random bitch says "I think you're on the wrong side." I'm glad the IND education taught you how to differentiate Red and Blue... Mercy has won more of the games than IND.

A Mercy girl is probably dating a Calvert Hall guy, friends with several Calvert Hall guys, and hating those Loyola guys. Many of the girls also will date guys from Towson, Loch Raven, or Perry Hall. Mercy girls go weeks without shaving their legs due to lack of guys in the school. If you have a mean advisor you're usually too lazy to switch and if you have a nice advisor you're bragging about it to your friends. if you get kicked out for any reason you're going to Dulaney if you're rich, Towson if you're black, Overlea if you're plain disgusting, and Perry Hall, Parkville, or Loch Raven if you're middle class.

Most people think we're whores, some of us are, some of us aren't. But we're better than the schools like us (Catholic High/IND), rich people schools(Maryvale/NDP), and schools nobody cares about (Bryn Mawr, St. Tims).
where are you going to go to high school?
MERCY HIGH SCHOOL IN BALTIMORE!
why?
BECAUSE THE GIRLS THERE FUCKING ROCK OUT!
by Mercy Class of... June 20, 2009
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When an older age man/men are/at a bar with young women and give off a very distinguished rapey vibe
Josh went to a bar and sweet lawd have mercy they were ripe
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A school in Jamaica where the girls perform exceptionally well and are not zoo animals and do not yam over man they are top tier respectable young ladies
Girl: I go to the convent of mercy academy alpha

Boy: wow I wish u could be with a girl like you
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