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Mentally Obese 

One who has/thinks they have a great deal of knowledge, but grossly overuses it.

Someone who, at a party, always finds people walking away from them muttering " What a loser. Doesn't he have anything better to do?" after quoting useless and/or inaccurate statistics to make him look more interesting.

A person that uses their knowledge/feigned knowledge to make someone feel inferior for no other reason than to feel intellectually superior.
Man at a party: "Discount our neighbors to the east and I think you'll find we've got a sleeping giant on our hands. A veritable sleeping giant."

Everyone else at the party: "What a loser. He is so mentally obese that there should be a Richard Simmons work out tape dedicated to him."
Mentally Obese by Serendipidity August 14, 2011
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Mentally Obese 

To eat as much shit as you like and never put on any weight.
"Dude, your like, Mentally Obese or something"

"Yeah, ya jealous?"

"Damn straight"
Mentally Obese by HotBitch January 2, 2006

Mentally Obese 

1) A term given to people who are very smart, and hold much knowledge.

2) A term given to people who only have food on their mind 24/7
1)Oh man, Sarah got another A+ on her calculus test, she is so mentally obese

2)John: Dude I´m dying for a cheaseburger.
Adam: Stop thinking about food! Your so Mentally Obese!
Mentally Obese by gordura pura November 25, 2009

Mentally obese 

Eating lots and always wanting food but not looking physically fat.
"Wow hes eaten 6 donuts and still eating more, hes mentally obese man.
Mentally obese by J.56 September 12, 2009

Mentallyobsessedwithtomfelton-itis 

This means that you are mentally and physically obsessed with Tom Felton and you can’t get over your self about him and your mental health is so bad because you have mentallyobsessedwithtomfelton-itis.
Friend: Omg I have mentallyobsessedwithtomfelton-itis.

Me: Omg same.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026