Menalties 

1) An event where you find yourself at a disadvantage because you are a man.

2) Being treated like you have done something wrong because "all men are scum"

3) Having your opinion devalued because "men don't understand"

4) Being picked for some menial job because you're a man.

Guy: Dude, they made me move all the boxes that UPS delivered because I'm the only guy in the office. I was all nasty the rest of the day.

Friend: The menalties will get you every time.

Menalties by Ballantyne9k July 25, 2013

friends with penalties 

A friendship, most often between a man and women, that you do everything that you would when dating, but without romantic or sexual behavior. Many people assume the two of you are dating when in public. Note: Neither party wants something more out of the relationship.

How long have those two been dating?

They aren't.
Is he at least getting some?
No, they are just friends with penalties.

friends with penalties by heylookatthat December 24, 2014

eat the meaties 

To "Eat the Meaties" is an affectionate form of vernacular around eating your ladies tender parts (meat curtains) after she's had an exceptionally long absence of such a release. It is rarely met with scorn or disdain as it represent a perfect opportunity for both a sexual act and simultaneous release of pent up frustration. A synonym for cunnilingus and a playful pun on the cereal tagline "Eat your Wheaties." It's clever and women know precisely what it means.

"I'm going to eat the meaties this weekend."

"I wish he we would step up and eat the meaties."

"Better eat you meaties."

eat the meaties by Kazansky2005 February 11, 2020

Menalie

A mispronunciation of the name Melanie provided by someone who has schizophrenia.

Man with Schizophrenia: "Hi, I was wondering if I can talk to Menalie."
Melanie: *Thinks to herself* "It's pronounced ME-LA-NIE, you dumb, old man."

Menalie by CDW EE September 4, 2010

Crab Apple McNasties 

A slang term commonly given to a grouchy individual, particularly to young spoiled children or women on their rags.

Mary has the Crab Apple McNasties today; she's such a bitch!

Crab Apple McNasties by Kitano January 20, 2006

Metaltits 

Pierced Nipples

Geraldine Rivera is Metaltits

Metaltits by metaltits October 16, 2012

friend with penalties 

A member of the opposite sex, that you know because they make it clear they have been in love with you since you met. You refuse their romantic gestures almost coldheartedly, and struggle to keep them at an arm's length, but safely within the friend zone, because they have some value or benefit for you. Unknowingly, they constantly attempt to make their affections for you more clear sand present them to you in painful obvious ways. Only to be rejected, repeatedly. You have "penalties" like, you refrain from casual hugs, or physical contacts, emotional outbursts or gratitude, for fear they might see it as a positive thing! Some form of an advance on your part, so you have to monitor your standard behavior when around them.

Oh, ya... That's nobody sexual, just my friend with penalties *name* and it's NOT like that!! For real, don't play around, and catch me a stalker!

friend with penalties by LadyWurdz July 21, 2016