by sfzDefiner April 13, 2004
Is also used in Warrington. As in to french kiss. Future: going to meet. Current: meeting. Past: Met
by Danny Porter April 4, 2006
An opportunity to meet new friends and impress people during work time, without actually having to do any work.
The greatest exponents of the meeting never actually do any work, but still manage to progress through the company at an alarming rate. This is achieved through two key strategies:
1: The use of key words within the meeting environment such as "added value", "customer centric", "think outside the box" and "rationalisation".
2: Scheduling their time so that meetings end and bigin 5 minutes apart throughout the day. This gives them time to stride purposely through the office muttering "I musn't be late for this important meeting", thus making themselves appear incredibly valuable to the organisation, without anyone ever understanding exactly what it is they do all day.
The greatest exponents of the meeting never actually do any work, but still manage to progress through the company at an alarming rate. This is achieved through two key strategies:
1: The use of key words within the meeting environment such as "added value", "customer centric", "think outside the box" and "rationalisation".
2: Scheduling their time so that meetings end and bigin 5 minutes apart throughout the day. This gives them time to stride purposely through the office muttering "I musn't be late for this important meeting", thus making themselves appear incredibly valuable to the organisation, without anyone ever understanding exactly what it is they do all day.
I have no work to do, and I need to look busy in case the boss comes back.
I know - I will call a meeting!
I know - I will call a meeting!
by Nick July 22, 2004
an unnecessary exercise in bullshit and stupidity, usually brought on by others to make themselves look important and productive.
-how was your meeting today?
-it was just as normal, bob went on about something or other for 45 mins.
-it was just as normal, bob went on about something or other for 45 mins.
by chadski nova August 2, 2006
dick head lad: "ay girls any meets?"
girls: "nah you'd be lucky"
girl: "omg i can't believe i met him last night!"
girls: "nah you'd be lucky"
girl: "omg i can't believe i met him last night!"
by x-Jay-x June 21, 2007
A Meets is a person who has hair everywhere on their body excluding the top of their heads. Topless Meets's are commonly mistaken for rough bears on the beach and have led to many false animal control calls. They imitate the Walt Disney character Goofy when walking, this is due to their feet merging with their vellies.
A Meets can be found in areas with a high concentration of females, and will be observed to travel a few meters behind the female specimens.
A Meets has the able to buy anything from anyone at their desired price. In extreme cases a Meets can even negotiate to the point where a salesperson will pay the Meets to take the item.
A common disability known to pop up in the Meets bloodline is color blindness, this is due to their genetic tendency to stare directly at the Sun.
A Meets will make one of the most reliable friends and have a heart of gold.
An example animal control call is supplied:
911: "911 whats your emergency"
Karen: "a bear, there is a Bear on the Beach"
911: "Mam are you sure it is not the youngest member of the meets family, does he have hair on top of his head"
Karen: "Not a single hair"
911: " Mam what you have encountered today was not a bear, it was a Meets. To confirm that it is n Meets and not a bear please describe the way it walks"
Karen: " His walk resembles that of Goofy"
911: "Then it is indeed a meets, mam should I refer a counselor to you to help you recover from the dramatic experience?"
Karen: "Yes please"
A Meets can be found in areas with a high concentration of females, and will be observed to travel a few meters behind the female specimens.
A Meets has the able to buy anything from anyone at their desired price. In extreme cases a Meets can even negotiate to the point where a salesperson will pay the Meets to take the item.
A common disability known to pop up in the Meets bloodline is color blindness, this is due to their genetic tendency to stare directly at the Sun.
A Meets will make one of the most reliable friends and have a heart of gold.
An example animal control call is supplied:
911: "911 whats your emergency"
Karen: "a bear, there is a Bear on the Beach"
911: "Mam are you sure it is not the youngest member of the meets family, does he have hair on top of his head"
Karen: "Not a single hair"
911: " Mam what you have encountered today was not a bear, it was a Meets. To confirm that it is n Meets and not a bear please describe the way it walks"
Karen: " His walk resembles that of Goofy"
911: "Then it is indeed a meets, mam should I refer a counselor to you to help you recover from the dramatic experience?"
Karen: "Yes please"
by Magniesenie August 19, 2022
by im joseph, im an addict LOL July 30, 2006