A human devoid of movement or communication. see: terri schiavo
so this guy flipped his truck over by driving like a dumbshit. long story short he's schiavoed, gonna be a meat statue for awhile.
by mouse May 14, 2005
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A nice looking man or men that you observe from afar. A male distraction.
I was unable to perform my work duties because a handsome meat statue was in my area.
by EQuotationmark March 2, 2022
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