meat dick

The opposite of whiskey dick, resulting from the consumption of excessive amounts of various meats and the excitement and adrenaline that go along with the primal urge to slather one's face in dead animal. Meat dick erections often last more than 4 hours.

That pastrami sandwich gave me massive meat dick

by eluminaught December 31, 2010

dick meat

womens favorite food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cock

i had to serve my girl an extra helping of dick meat last night.

by pab702 November 13, 2003

dick meat

The meatiness of a throbbing cock's shaft.

A nympho vegetarian only eats dick meat.

by mojosolodolo July 03, 2012

Dick-Meat Sammy

(noun) Short for dick-meat sandwhich, which is anything relating to the dick meat(penis, wiener, cock, etc.)

"come get some dick-meat sammy"

"that bitch was hungry so I fed her the dick-meat sammy"

by ZedIzDeAd420 June 30, 2009

meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019