Meat Smuggler 

Some guy who pretends to be a homosexual to get closer to women and when the time is right he "smuggles" his "meat" into her followed by him getting the shit knocked out of him

Dang man It took my 5 months to smuggle my meat into Katie, I need to practice my meat smuggler skills

Meat Smuggler by Bruce B. January 20, 2009

Meat Smuggler 

A homosexual male

Joel is a meat smuggler

Meat Smuggler by BigAub December 21, 2008

Haitian Meat Smuggler 

This action describes an individual inserting raw beef into their anal cavity then proceeding to cut down sugar cane with their sexual partner

Wow Jeff and Linda are so freaky! Jeff told me they visited the butcher last week to do a sexy little Haitian Meat Smuggling. Apparently Linda loves being a Haitian Meat Smuggler.

Haitian Meat Smuggler by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021