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Some guy who pretends to be a homosexual to get closer to women and when the time is right he "smuggles" his "meat" into her followed by him getting the shit knocked out of him
Dang man It took my 5 months to smuggle my meat into Katie, I need to practice my meat smuggler skills
by Bruce B. October 09, 2008
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