McSurf

Frequenting a restaurant/cafe to use the free Wi-Fi without making a purchase. Similar to a McShit

I didn't buy anything, just had a McSurf

by Grifficks April 20, 2011

McSurf and Turf

When you get a fish sandwich from Mcdonalds and put the fish filet onto a double cheese burger.

Skinny chick -What are you getting for lunch?
Fat chick -I was thinking about a McSurf and Turf
Skinny chick -No wonder your so fat

by Mr. Peterson January 3, 2007

McSurf 'n Turf

Jack Black's famed "all food groups in one meal" diet from when he was filming "School of Rock"

Ingredients:
1 McDonald's quarter-pounder with Cheese
1 McDonald's Fillet o'Fish sandwhich
fries
ketchup
orange soda

Directions:
Open the quarter pounder w/ cheese, and place the fillet from the fish sandwhich on top of the beef patty, then add some ketchup and fries. Replace the top bun, and eat. Drink the orange soda.

You get you meat (beef/fish), your vegetables (tomato=ketchup, fries=potatoes), your fruit (orange soda=oranges, also ketchup=tomatoes), your carbohydrates (bun)
all in one meal.

Delicious.

"I'm gonna make a McSurf 'n Turf...its like a cow ate a fish, but the cow was running through a potato feild and got potatoes on its udders."

by macgregor42 March 9, 2009