McFetus

The fetus of a female McDonald's employee who was impregnated while she was still on the clock.

Person 1: Did you hear about Ashley's McFetus?

Person 2: Yeah, I heard Joe, the cook, helped her make it while she worked the Drive-thru
Person 1: That McFetus has no hope.

McFetus by Hugh Jundies March 31, 2015

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McFetus

After consuming a large meal, this act consists of taking the biggest shit of your life, which expands your asshole to the equivalent of childbirth.

Call the utilities company, I just dropped a McFetus.

McFetus by Evan, Eddie, and Kurt October 16, 2006

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mcfetus

Reference to a human fetus prepared in a manner similar to fast food, such as McDonald's.

Used most often to mock abortion and stem cell debates by left leaning advocates with particular regard to those leaning to the right side of the political spectrum.

"I really could go for a McFetus, supersized!"

mcfetus by Anonymous Tipster WA December 14, 2006

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McLetus

Something you could go to and fuck/yeet. Give fucks to

Fucks to McLetus

McLetus by YeetYourMutant October 21, 2019

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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