McFetus

The fetus of a female McDonald's employee who was impregnated while she was still on the clock.

Person 1: Did you hear about Ashley's McFetus?

Person 2: Yeah, I heard Joe, the cook, helped her make it while she worked the Drive-thru
Person 1: That McFetus has no hope.

McFetus by Hugh Jundies March 31, 2015

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McFetus

After consuming a large meal, this act consists of taking the biggest shit of your life, which expands your asshole to the equivalent of childbirth.

Call the utilities company, I just dropped a McFetus.

McFetus by Evan, Eddie, and Kurt October 16, 2006

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mcfetus

Reference to a human fetus prepared in a manner similar to fast food, such as McDonald's.

Used most often to mock abortion and stem cell debates by left leaning advocates with particular regard to those leaning to the right side of the political spectrum.

"I really could go for a McFetus, supersized!"

mcfetus by Anonymous Tipster WA December 14, 2006

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McLetus

Something you could go to and fuck/yeet. Give fucks to

Fucks to McLetus

McLetus by YeetYourMutant October 21, 2019

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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