McFetus

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The fetus of a female McDonald's employee who was impregnated while she was still on the clock.

Person 1: Did you hear about Ashley's McFetus?

Person 2: Yeah, I heard Joe, the cook, helped her make it while she worked the Drive-thru
Person 1: That McFetus has no hope.

McFetus by Hugh Jundies March 31, 2015

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McFetus

After consuming a large meal, this act consists of taking the biggest shit of your life, which expands your asshole to the equivalent of childbirth.

Call the utilities company, I just dropped a McFetus.

McFetus by Evan, Eddie, and Kurt October 16, 2006

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mcfetus

Reference to a human fetus prepared in a manner similar to fast food, such as McDonald's.

Used most often to mock abortion and stem cell debates by left leaning advocates with particular regard to those leaning to the right side of the political spectrum.

"I really could go for a McFetus, supersized!"

mcfetus by Anonymous Tipster WA December 14, 2006

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McLetus

Something you could go to and fuck/yeet. Give fucks to

Fucks to McLetus

McLetus by YeetYourMutant October 21, 2019

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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