McCranked

The point in the night where you no longer care if your words make sense. If "drunk" were a food at McDonalds, it would be called a McCrank.

Lemme git an order of McCranks with a side of fries.

"Oh wow I don't remember leaving that voicemail. I must have been McCranked"

by judysnacks May 9, 2018

Shattered McCrank

when a thin layer of shit is crusted on your asshole. As the day progresses, the shit hardens and shatters like glass.

AC forget to wipe, so at the end of the day, she got a shattered mccrank.

by bah like one dick print? June 4, 2012