Mayonnaise that is well beyond the sell by date , smells a little funky , but tastes oh so great , especially with a turkey sandwich. May result in multiple restroom breaks if consumed at work.
Man that sandwich smells funky! What’s in there ?
Reply: yeah it’s turkey and “ Mayold” mayo is expensive these days yo!
Reply: yeah it’s turkey and “ Mayold” mayo is expensive these days yo!
by The Double E March 27, 2024