May 5th

the day Gaurdians of the Galaxy 2 comes out!

Cinco de mayo is now May 5th

by Crod57 April 21, 2017

May 5th

National Get Naked Day

Dude, she just got naked
Why?
Because it’s May 5th

by benj4min May 05, 2022

May 5th

National If your boyfriend complements you then you must give him a kiss right on the lips day

“Y/n your so beautiful!”

“Thank you sm! But it’s may 5th sooo” * kisses*

by Simpin forem May 04, 2022

May 5th

may 5th is international have sex with your friend’s girlfriend day

on this day we can have sex with your friend’s girlfriends’

Boy - hey I know this may sound weird but wanna fuck?
Boy’s friend’s girlfriend - no that would be disgusting and wrong
Boy - it’s may 5th so it’s international have sex with your friend’s girlfriend day, remember?
Boy’s friend’s girlfriend - oh okay, sure

by Alan Walker doin work April 19, 2022

May 5th

May 5th is national make out with your bf/gf during school

Gf:hey you know its may 5th right
Bf:yea why?
Gf:its the national day to make out during school

by I_love_ny_bf May 04, 2022

may 5th

My birthday

Yo Sonja, whens your birthday?

TODAY BITCHES!

by Sonja May 05, 2004

May 5th

May 5th is national send-nudes-day.
It was first ratified in the global constitution on May 5th 0002 AD

Oh shit, it's May 5th, gotta send these titty pics rq.

by may5thenjoyer May 05, 2025