You must say happy birthday to someone called fran/franny/franchesca/francis even if it isnt their birthday, you must say happy birthday to them.

I bet you it will either make them happy or confused.
"Happy birthday fran/franny/franchesca/francis"
"Why did you say that?"
"Because its May 17th!!"
by Hjfmfds May 15, 2023
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Ok this day you gotta text one of your ex’s and say something bold to see what they say
Person 1: hey girl you text one of your ex’s yet?

Person 2: tf why would I??

Person 1: it’s may 17th girl let’s be bold today I’ll text mine too
by Hot girl summer dares March 24, 2021
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The day you can get back with your bitch and fuck like its the first time again
Bitch its may 17th you know what that means...
by Ballboy #1 May 16, 2022
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The word being defined: You guys should really clean your vaginas. A myth is that vaginas clean themselves. Yes, it does, actually. But it flushes away all the harmful bacteria for you. You cannot live forever knowing your vagina is gonna save the day. Please. Wash your vagina. Your vagina won't single handedly do it for you and just pop out hands to clean it for you. Clean your butthole too. Many of you women don't clean. Please clean it. Seriously. No joke.
being defined hey! didn't you know May 17th is national clean your vagina day? you should probably really clean your vagina lol
by spookilistic May 17, 2022
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