Matt

I’m guy who is kinda an ass, fake af, low key lazy, probably a maniac, and fabulously a colorful boi. He has an excuse for next to everything, and hates human interaction because half of the people he knows are FuCkiN NoRmiEs REEeEeEeEeEEEEeEeE

Hey I’m Matt. The guy who made an urban dictionary definition about himself because he has nothing better to do.

by NeighborhoodOnion November 14, 2018

Matt

Perverted

That Matt is a pervert

by Darius o Carthia December 8, 2018

Matt

A Fag who is shit at PUBG

Don't be Matt

by Rockersss June 9, 2018

Matt

An extremely Fat guy.

That Guys Matt

by TheHumanRhino April 16, 2018

Matt

A gay nigga who eats his foreskin.

Matt stop eating you foreskin dumbshit.

by littlepp22 January 23, 2019

Matt

A short guy, tries to be a heartbreaker too hard. He gets all baggy when girls dub him.

Q: This guy hit me up last night, trying to be so hot and shit.
E: Was it Matt?
Q: How'd you know?
E: Ah he hits up any girl he can lmaoo.

by TheEmployee December 12, 2019

Matt

so stupid theres no word for it he does things like dumps out a bottle of water on the carpet for no reason and laughs about. No common sense, probably not gonna pass elementry school.

Matt is so stupid we to make up a word.

by HI SISTER JAMES AND IAN HERE December 5, 2018