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Masturscape 

Locations such as Dubai, Las Vegas, Dellis Cay etc, developed in late modernity as temples to conspicuous consumption. They exist for the pursuit of fleeting pleasures and the theatrical squandering of resources; their unsustainability appears a badge of pride (enjoy your man-made 'Island World' when the sea rises you dumb f*cks). 'Masturscapes' describes such places, which amount to little more than celebratory wanks over the rapidly decaying corpse of high-carbon human civilisation.

Suggested replacement for the social science term "places of excess".
Can operate both a noun, as in "Dubai is archetypal example of a masturscape", or an adjective, as in "Dubai is a glorious masturscape in the face of mother nature."
Masturscape by murrayg July 5, 2010
Words you can keep

masturvape 

the act of masturbating while simultaneously smoking an E-cigarette
I got so horny last night and needed to smoke so I masturvaped.
It was EPIC.
masturvape by agathacrispy January 3, 2015

Masturscaping.

To masturbate whilst playing runescape.
Talking to that girl with the rune plate body turn you on? The way she moves when she does the chicken flap Makes you want her?
Then why dont you try

Masturscaping.
" I was talking to that boy with the abyssal Whip. And when he showed me his special attack. So i just started Masturscaping. "

Masturcate 

To eat and masturbate at the same time
Since he was very busy, Calvin would masturcate to save time
Masturcate by tmHK October 31, 2011

masturrape 

a combination of the words 'masturbate' and 'rape'. it means to think about somebody while you masturbate, or to masturbate to somebody's pictures.
i masturrape my crush every night.
masturrape by xaxaxa June 24, 2010

masturape 

A combination of the words masturbate and rape.

The action of masturbating, while thinking of a person, therefore masturaping them.
Brad masturapes myspace girls every night.
masturape by flipz October 5, 2005

masturslate 

When you are wanking to a porn but you slate of the porn at the same time.
Have you see this cheap porno? I am totally going to masturslate it.
masturslate by rusty wank stain March 9, 2015
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