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Mash man 

Mash man is the 3 meanings

1 eats mash
2 mashes his cat
3 mashes his fucking x button on his fucking ps4

Mash man is a fucking gay bastered that's deletes his game because he is a sexual
Mash man mashes his cat asshole if mash isnnot made probably

If mash man's mash is not made up to the right mashing standers he'll kill him self

If kill himself doesn't work he'll slit his wrists with potato peeler
Person 1: Duna duna duna duna mash man

Everyone else: run away from mash man before he sits on you
Mash man by Scott_fingers_cats February 12, 2022
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mish mash man 

a guy that is GAY and wants to KILL and DO DRUGS and ACT WILDLY and INFRINGE COPYRIGHTs
mish mash man by boogerboy September 1, 2003
A last name, most notably that of American businessman Isaac Mashman. This name, going back several hundred years, was made popular from his presence on, and offline and through his various business endeavors. The name has since been used as the forefront of multiple businesses.
Person #1: "Have you heard of the Mashman name?"
Person #2: "I think I've seen it, but tell me more."
Person #1: "The dude you're probably thinking of is Isaac Mashman. He's someone you should check out!"
Person #2: "What does he do?"
Person #1: "If you're into business, or want to build a brand, you have got to check his work."
Mashman by Ellis Elway April 10, 2021
An illegal firearms dealer, slang specifically used in the Greater London Metropolitan Area
"Buck me my slime, there's a new mashman on the block."
mashman by Vexatha October 12, 2023
'run up into the set and got surrounded by bare mashmans'

Seth- 'wanna come to this party on saterday?'
Callum- 'na boy, heard there is bare mashmanz attending'
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026