Marine(s) 

The unholy angels of death and distruction who's sole purpose is to wreak the vengence of freedom and liberty upon those who oppossith. 2) A Green amphibious monster who breaks things and blows shit up, 3) The deadliest and most feared weapon on the battlefield, 4) Killer of many and cause for self defication, tolerates no bullshit (Iraqi definintition) 5) A smaller more pissed off army talking navy lingo (Army definition)

1) The taliban in kandahaar had already laid down their weapons when the Marines arrived.

2)"The deadliest weapon on the battlefield is a Marine and his rifle" - Gen. Pershing

3)We're sending in the Marines goodnight asshole.

Marine(s) by Aaron T March 19, 2004

Marine(s) 

1) Operation human shield, also known as bullet sponges, learn to duck fuckers.
2) Most useful when dead.
3)Most are retarded idiots, not exceptionally smart. (and for all u marines that dont get it, take the first letter of each word and write it down and try to read it.) HOOAH

Marine Corps Oath of Enlistment

I, state my name here, swear...uhhh...high-and-tight... *grunt* cammies,..ugh...Air force women...HOORAH! So help me Corps

The only good marine is a dead marine

Marine(s) by Marines suck balls April 24, 2005

Sophia Audrey Marie Steven's Rivest 

Sophia Audrey Marie Steven’s Rivest is a just and overall perfect girl. She’s pretty, she beautiful, she’s awesome, she’s sweet, she’s loving, she’s caring, she’s very smart, she try’s to show her love the best she can, she loves her boyfriend very much, she has beautiful brown hair, she also has the brightest bluest prettiest eyes on the planet earth! Sophia is just the definition of the greatest girl on the planet, anyone would be lucky to have her.

“Is that an angel from heaven?” No its just Sophia Audrey Marie Steven's Rivest

Sophia Audrey Marie Steven's Rivest by Chink nugget69 February 2, 2025

It's marIe BITCH 

a female that likes to talk shit but she is nothing but a hoe go fuck your self you fucking lame

It's Marie Bitch she just sucked a dick and runs rumors about people she doesnt even know.Oh and she thinks she has "friends"

It's marIe BITCH by if u fuckin wit me den nigga u dunno March 31, 2005

The U.S. Marine Corps

In reality, if you think about it, the Marine Corps pretty much molds you into something that can survive the Apocalypse! You're pretty much a bum that can shoot weapons, eat anything, shit anywhere, and sleep anywhere. You can essentially run on crumbs, water, motrin, and nicotine and you can go weeks or months w/o a shower! Moreover, on the plus side, you lose ALL Morality so shooting and looting to survive is, eh, whatever.

US Marines are basically the human version of a raccoon.

TRASH PANDAS UP!

The U.S. Marine Corps can live anywhere and survive on anything and have been doing it so long that it is inherent in our DNA!

The U.S. Marine Corps by Gunny G USMC 2002 November 17, 2020

Check What's In The Bain-Marie 

-When you think you've shat your pants and need to go to the toilet and check.

-Someone who's fart smells like pure wet shit.

Greg: *Farts*
Dan: "Fuck Greg, I think you need to go check what's in the bain-marie"

Check What's In The Bain-Marie by huggiesnappies September 6, 2017

U.S. Marine

A very loyal, frightless, and strong soilder for the United States Marine Corps.
12 Weeks of brutal, fierce, and mind toddeling training with the best. Also the strongest and proudest out of all armed forces. Their the first sent into battle and the last to come out. USAF veterans and wannabes can say all they want about the USMC and how USAF is stronger, but look at it this way, the Air Force is in the air with nukes at the click of a finger and will fall back when shot or locked on by a missile and cannot save other Allie Air Crafts, but Marines are on the ground, with limited ammo, a M-16, a Pistol, few grenades, and a knife, out in war for hours, days, weeks, months, without returning to base, and they can save and help other soilders and will take 20 bullets to the chest just to save his/her fellow Marine friend. Never underestimate the power and will of the United States Marines. HOO RAH!!!

Air Force Recruit - I GOT TO SHOOT SOME BULLETS OUT OF A AIR CRAFT TODAY YOU STUPID MARINE!!!
"U.S. Marine" - Knocks the fuck out of the Recruit, "I just saved 37 soilders, killed 197 OP, and got shot 4 times in the leg, arm, and chest. Then carried my brother 6 miles on my shoulder just to get water for him. "Spits on recruites face. "HOO RAH!"

U.S. Marine by xAvery360x January 27, 2009