Mangent 

man + tangent = mangent.

The Mangent: "...and you know what? Sure you girls have to spend an hour preparing yourselves to meet social expectations of women's appearances, but I have to shave too! And brush my hair a little! Anyways, I am clearly oppressed too because my male privilege is threatened by your empowerment..."

Mangent by BDMC December 13, 2010

Mangent 

A pagent for MEN. Awesome. Not girly at all.

Jimmy thought he was hot and entered a mangent.

Mangent by Sillie January 5, 2010

Magenta Skye 

The force behind this being is so powerful that it cannot be explained to normal man. Harness it and you will be rewarded with all of the women in the land of plenty. Breasts that hang so low await you. Vaginas dripping with life. Do you want this power? Can it be used for anything else? What is there left to be said that hasn’t been? 30 days and 30 nights. That’s what you must ask yourself. Am I worthy?

John: I went for Magenta Skye and lost my way

Greg: what happened?

John: she was tight and toned but Magenta Skye came down from above and told me my time was through.

Magenta Skye by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023

MANventure 

A manly adventure, which women cannot partake in, taken on by only the manliest of men (see A.M.M.) which most often includes guns, sharp objects, power tools (though hand-tools are manlier), gas guzzling automobiles, other forms of manly gas powered transportation (see alternate definition of MANventure), pirate maps, AC/DC, sandwiches (made only by women), and an extremely detailed plan that is almost certain to fail. Protocol says an alternate plan is to be promptly made up on the spot no matter how ridiculous, difficult, illegal, or unlikely to be accomplished it may be.

Dude, let's take my home-made submarine across the Pacific Ocean and hunt whales with my buck knife. It'll be a MANventure.

MANventure by A.M.M. Founder June 17, 2010

mancent 

when an attractive woman opens her mouth for the first time and sounds like a man is trapped inside her voice box

Steeven: yo check out the new girl shes a dime piece

Mark: bro she has a mancent, her voice is deeper than barry white!

mancent by reimer November 1, 2013

Magenta Walrus 

The bestest animal in the world? It likes to juggle and drink Orange juice. It has small tusks cause they are different than normal walruses.

Jerica: "Hey Priya are you drunk?"

Priya: "nope" *trips on flat surface*

Jerica: "your such a magenta walrus!!" LMAO

Magenta Walrus by ImmaMagentaWalrus August 19, 2010

Mangenelli 

Somebody from the New York/ New Jersey area who SHOULD be a Gaints fan, but for whatever reason likes the Dallas Cowboys. (thanks to Artie Lange's movie Beer League)

"Yeah, I like the Dallas Cowboys, so what?"
-"Dude, but you're from North Jersey"
"So what, they're Americas football team"
-"You are such a Mangenelli bro"

Mangenelli by NDerkacz January 24, 2009