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The buff that only men have. Teenagers and grade schoolers can look buff or ripped, but they aren't man buff. Man buff is that look that only a man can gain. Man buff is accomplished with years of off and on going to the gym. To become man buff, one must have enough fat to look big enough to be man buff. One must lift high weight and low reps. Every guys dream is achieve man buff-ness.
1. That guy looks buff, but he is not man buff.

2. Dang, Ryan and Dean look extremely man buff ever since going off to college.

3. Those men are never going to become man buff because their metabolisms are to fast.

4. Ryan Seacrest is not man buff.
Man Buff by Sumfellanameryan May 16, 2011
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buff man 

my cool friend Mr sam williams. he helps me do any kind of work in french as i am incapable of it myself. he is however not as cool as milo. is consatntly harrassed by people about work.
milo: sammmmmmmm. help me with my french cos you are clever and i can't do it.
Sam: ok what you do is.... blah blah blah..
John: let me listen to fresh prince!
milo& sam: NO! go away john.
Azia: have you done your philosophy essay yet?
buff man by Mr Milo David Belgrove February 13, 2004

buff man 

buff man: sam, the fittest boy around
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buff man 

A guy who wears glasses to hide his real identity, often with a fake nose and bad hair ensemble.

dunna dunna dunna dunna, dunna dunna dunna dunna..BUFF MAN!!!
Guy 1: WOW! There goes Buff Man!
Guy 2: No, thats just some guy with glasses
Guy 1: No it is him, he's got shit hair
Guy 2: Oh yeah...
buff man by Buff Man February 7, 2004

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man buffer

The seat that two heterosexual males must leave between each other when watching a movie together in an uncrowded theater.
Dude, why are you sitting right next to me? The theater's only half full. Maintain the man buffer and move over.
man buffer by BigMacUSNA91 December 31, 2007

man buffet 

a word used to describe a large selection of men and their cocks. can be used in conversation to describe past sexual experiences involving a broad spectrum of men. it generally applies best when used to discuss a large number of partners as well. it can also be used when going to a bar looking for a one night stand while out with the girls.
"damn, jenny. this bar has quite the man buffet. lots and lots of yummy goodness from which to choose."

or in terms of past sexual conquests:

"after taking a closer look, i regret a few things i ate from my man buffet."
man buffet by irisisalive January 25, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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