Man Buff

The buff that only men have. Teenagers and grade schoolers can look buff or ripped, but they aren't man buff. Man buff is that look that only a man can gain. Man buff is accomplished with years of off and on going to the gym. To become man buff, one must have enough fat to look big enough to be man buff. One must lift high weight and low reps. Every guys dream is achieve man buff-ness.

1. That guy looks buff, but he is not man buff.

2. Dang, Ryan and Dean look extremely man buff ever since going off to college.

3. Those men are never going to become man buff because their metabolisms are to fast.

4. Ryan Seacrest is not man buff.

Man Buff by Sumfellanameryan May 16, 2011

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my cool friend Mr sam williams. he helps me do any kind of work in french as i am incapable of it myself. he is however not as cool as milo. is consatntly harrassed by people about work.

milo: sammmmmmmm. help me with my french cos you are clever and i can't do it.
Sam: ok what you do is.... blah blah blah..
John: let me listen to fresh prince!
milo& sam: NO! go away john.
Azia: have you done your philosophy essay yet?

buff man by Mr Milo David Belgrove February 13, 2004

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buff man: sam, the fittest boy around

dunna dunna dunna dunna, dunna dunna dunna dunna..BUFF MAN!!!

buff man by im not strange, i promise February 3, 2004

buff man 

A guy who wears glasses to hide his real identity, often with a fake nose and bad hair ensemble.

dunna dunna dunna dunna, dunna dunna dunna dunna..BUFF MAN!!!

Guy 1: WOW! There goes Buff Man!
Guy 2: No, thats just some guy with glasses
Guy 1: No it is him, he's got shit hair
Guy 2: Oh yeah...

buff man by Buff Man February 7, 2004

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man buffer

The seat that two heterosexual males must leave between each other when watching a movie together in an uncrowded theater.

Dude, why are you sitting right next to me? The theater's only half full. Maintain the man buffer and move over.

man buffer by BigMacUSNA91 December 31, 2007

man buffet 

a word used to describe a large selection of men and their cocks. can be used in conversation to describe past sexual experiences involving a broad spectrum of men. it generally applies best when used to discuss a large number of partners as well. it can also be used when going to a bar looking for a one night stand while out with the girls.

"damn, jenny. this bar has quite the man buffet. lots and lots of yummy goodness from which to choose."

or in terms of past sexual conquests:

"after taking a closer look, i regret a few things i ate from my man buffet."

man buffet by irisisalive January 25, 2010