Malia Loves Marcos

Malia obviously loves Marcos the most (end of story). This is a common fact.

“Hey Malia I love you”
“ Marcos i love you the most”
“What no I do”
“Actually... it’s a common fact Malia loves Marcos the most.”
“Oh. Ok”

by I’m not the buttface December 25, 2018

drop off sasha and malia at the pool

drop off a deuce---pinch a piping hot one. Dropping off the kids at the 'White House.'
Taking a dump.

I've got to drop off sasha and malia at the pool and then also take a mean piss.

by Ian Strazky January 20, 2009

Malia tia

Malia is the coolest person ever, she will make u drool ( she will stick her finger in ur mouth and grab saliva) she usually knows how to attract a man ( she attacks them) and she is very talented ( jokes)

Girl 1: that person is so mouth drooling
Girl 2: that must be a malia tia

by Hejejejdne December 1, 2020

Ana Malia

A woman with this name is the closest physical embodiment to divinity. They are pure of heart aswell as being very attractive and beautiful. Are well mannered, soft spoken and will always fight for the people and things they hold close to them. They are nurturers and enjoy being around nature. There is something about them that others find mysterious and alluring. It is easy to fall for an Ana Malia, but despite their kind, gentle nature, they are always loyal to themselves before any other and will leave a trail of broken hearts if the situation calls for it. They were probably the girl everyone had a crush on in school.

Person 1- Ana Malia is such a nice friend

Person 2- I know, she is awesome

by lanz. May 12, 2020

Malia

Malia is a very weird person, has terrible taste in music, green hair and loves to say yeehaw. Malia over all is very interesting.

Yeehaw its malia

by My dog indigo April 13, 2019

Malia

Every girl named Malia is obsessed with berries and cream and looks like a rat <33

"Girl that likes berries and cream and looks like a rat walks by"
Haneyy: Hey! is your name Malia?!
Malia: Uhm, yes. How did you know?!!
Haneyy: Urban dictionary

by BAAAYYBAAYYY November 11, 2021

Malia

MALIA IS A TALL THICK CURVY BROWNSKIN BADDIE WHO LOVES HER BESTFRIEND AND FAMILY SO MUCH. SHE IS A BIG BOOTY BROWNSKIN AND SHE IS SO HOT AND BEAUTIFUL LIKE JAW DROPPING GORGEOUS AND YOU WILL BE BLESSED IF YOU WERE TO SEE HER

Damnnnnn you seen her? she bad 😍
Must be Malia!

by cajunprincessss177 July 9, 2023