A person who sounds like they are an older male, but are in fact somehow younger than you. They also read a shit ton of dystopian novels, such as the infamous 1984, and model their everyday life on beating proles to death for the betterment of people. They are also ruthless, and harbor an boastfully large lexicon of terminology that can be used to totally shut down a lesser minded target. They purge simpletons and execute total authoritarian punishment against those who rebel against the rules.
Farnous: I WANT TO LEAVE THIS COUNTRY I REBEL RAAAAAAA
Trremu: YEAH RACCOON GANG LETS GO WOOOOO *Riot*
Epik Berm: God, look at them, screwing up the peace. Hey, stop it!
Farnous: NO. RAAAAAAA
Epik Berm: Damn, it looks like they're being disobedient....
*Epik Berm turns on his radio* Bring them in.
*An armored vehicle filled with 12 men in full kevlar combat gear arrive on the street, quickly jumping out and grabbing Farnous and Trremu before taking off. They head to the Minigame, where they are brought up several floors, and thrown into a holding cell.*
*Several hours pass by before guards come to the door and drag them to Chatroom 101.*
Malalaika: Ah, hello there. Which needle would you prefer: Potassium Chloride, or Epinephrine?
*Screaming from inside as Malalaika performs acts on the prisoners that are even indescribable for the narrator*
Trremu: YEAH RACCOON GANG LETS GO WOOOOO *Riot*
Epik Berm: God, look at them, screwing up the peace. Hey, stop it!
Farnous: NO. RAAAAAAA
Epik Berm: Damn, it looks like they're being disobedient....
*Epik Berm turns on his radio* Bring them in.
*An armored vehicle filled with 12 men in full kevlar combat gear arrive on the street, quickly jumping out and grabbing Farnous and Trremu before taking off. They head to the Minigame, where they are brought up several floors, and thrown into a holding cell.*
*Several hours pass by before guards come to the door and drag them to Chatroom 101.*
Malalaika: Ah, hello there. Which needle would you prefer: Potassium Chloride, or Epinephrine?
*Screaming from inside as Malalaika performs acts on the prisoners that are even indescribable for the narrator*
by Epik Berm February 1, 2020