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The Most Awesome City/Town in existence.
Located on the Island of Oahu in the state(formally Kingdom) of Hawaii. A city/town that is entirely on a mountain called Palehua. and 2 other hills called Puuomakakilo and Puuopalailai. Hawaiian English Translation is, Observational Eye. Has only one way in and out, through Makakilo Drive
Puuomakakilo is also known as "bola head mountain" for its bald head like shape. This is where the name of the city/town originated from. Also has a Quarry and multiple bunckers left from world war II.
Puuopalailai is less known for. Once it was a quarry. Then turned into a landfill. This is the hill that lies directly above Wet and Wild. There is a Street named after Puuopalailai, named "Palailai Street" which runs through Lower Makakilo.
Consisting of two schools.
One of which is called Mauka Lani which is also known as
one of the worst Elementary schools in the State of Hawaii, one reason is because of its lack of real buildings since most of itʻs buildings are portables.
The Other is called Makakilo Elementry School. It is the first school to be built in the Kapolei District. It has its own holiday on April 25th, by Mayor or City and County of Honolulu, Mufi Hanneman.
Makakilo is the best city that ever existed.
Makakilo by sodapopgreaser November 12, 2011
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Makakilo Boyz 

The Makakilo Boyz are a group of friends originating from a small mountain town located on the island of Oahu. They were all once members of the now legendary Project Phalanx. The term is now used disparagingly to refer to groups of guys who engage in circle jerk fiestas.
"You fag, you're one of the Makakilo Boyz, aren't you?!"
Makakilo Boyz by Ed Nino April 18, 2005
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Is a alcoholic , freaky minded person , good in bed , and good athlete, they also forget that they playing flag football with there girlfriend , and will look at her as a dude and will knock the wind out of her , so watch out wen y’all playing athletic games.
Makailo is a big strong guy.
makailo by anonymous November 23, 2021
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026