The kid that knows what he's doing. Smart, ambitious, really good looking, and modest. He's that "perfect guy" with the beautiful girlfriend. He's good at everything, everybody wants to be his friend, and typically, he's the one that embodies every quality everybody wants. Mr. Suave.
Guy 1: Get the party started! Macon is here!
Guy 2: Oh I need to go tell him something!
Guy 1: No you don't, you're just in love with him - you homo.
Girl: No I am!
Guy 2: Oh I need to go tell him something!
Guy 1: No you don't, you're just in love with him - you homo.
Girl: No I am!
by Ericbrudda! November 5, 2009
Macon, noun from Man and Bacon. Is a meal known to few has a delicacy where a man to arouse is sexual partner (male or female) wrap pre-cooked bacon around is genitalia and attach a hot dog bread to it. The sexual partner then eat the said wrapped bacon and orally please the male. In Muslim country they replace the bacon with turkey. In some part of the USA the Macon is also known has the Pacon (penis and bacon)
by RecTumBen March 29, 2011
by tokyomum February 5, 2010
Absolute fucking dude with a massive cock will treat you right is the best man you ever had in your life fucks very good you should if you have a macon, he will dick you down like no other.
by Noodmaster5472 February 5, 2022
by The boy who messed up June 24, 2019
"Dude, I'm so hungry right now."
"Don't worry, she's in the kitchen maconing right now."
"It's breakfast, time to macon!"
"Don't worry, she's in the kitchen maconing right now."
"It's breakfast, time to macon!"
by Nancykinz1394 March 4, 2012
by PumpKinSpiCe September 17, 2007