MP3J 

a DJ who jockeys MP3s instead of disks.

"Yo did you go to the party at the barn last night?"
"Yea man, Brett is an ill MP3J"

MP3J by jpjpjp December 23, 2008

MP3J 

A DJ that plays exclusively from their laptop, iPod, or other electronic device.

Why is that MP3J calling himself a DJ, doesn't he know that DJ stands for Disc Jockey? Ya gotta play the wax!!

MP3J by rockin*Cat December 31, 2008

MP3J 

Some cat who's either clearly not into hip-hop, buying records or is just a lazy bolix. Quite similiar to a DJ except with MP3s.

"Man, That MP3J was playing some pretty snip beatz last night and she was also a total lasher", recalled Phadraig.

MP3J by Jonny Tennant December 12, 2005

Mp3j 

A music jockey who specializes in the presentation, mashing up, or other performance of electronically recorded files. Said jockeys may use prerecorded vinyl, cd or remixes from any source media, whether by themselves or others.

"That Mp3j really killed with that remix of the Stones and Beyonce. I can't believe he blended in Green Day and Bob Marley!"

Mp3j by Franklin In San Diego March 24, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019