A name for the mid-morning rush that occurs at a coffee shop due to the simultaneous release of all the neighboring Yoga classes.
It was a quiet morning at work, but then 10:30 came around and an army of yoga pants clad middle aged women stormed the gates. It was MILF madness. At least they all ordered nonfat latte's and we can steam like 3 drinks at a time.
by Poot's Coughee and Pee May 28, 2013
Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022