MAMOTT 

Abbreviation of "Middle Aged Man On The Toot", meaning a man that goes to the pub often and drinks heavily.

Many 40-50 year-old blokes spent much of their youth in pubs. Since that time, many traditional public houses have either closed(1) or been turned into trendy gastro-establishments or brash, loud bars. MAMOTTs are part of a trend where drinkers are returning to their roots, seeking out quieter bars, often with "real ale" offerings, and are starting to rebuild a traditional pub culture.

This trend is increasingly being acknowledged in social science research circles, for example by Dr Lyn Brierley-Jones of Sunderland University where MAMOTTs are perfectly described in the "traditional" drinker classification(2).

References:
(1) According to CAMRA, an average of 31 pubs are closing down every week in the UK
(2) Abstract: Habits of ‘home’ and ‘traditional’ drinking: a qualitative analysis of reported middle class alcohol use
Brierley-Jones, L., Ling, J., McCabe, K. E., Wilson, G. B., Crosland, A., Kaner, E. F. and Haighton, C. A. (2014) Sociology of Health & Illness, 36: 1054–1076
doi: 10.1111/1467-9566.12145

Related word: MAMIL

This is a good bar, though rather full of MAMOTTs

MAMOTT by CRJB January 15, 2015

Masotted 

Masotted: /mɑzɒtɪd/ used in a passive condition i.e. "To be masotted" or "get masotted"
Means to be remembered of being fooled by a stupid but autoritarian and inept old Professor particularly if he teaches Biochemistry at university and is paid in excess for that.

The action implies that the object of being masotted did suffer a considerable damage, both at an academic and psycological level.

The masotted one: “hey you’re stupid, I’m totally right on this!”
The asshole friend: “M-A-S-O-T-..”
The masotted one: "FFFFUUUUUUUU!!!”

Masotted by Ignorant country boy October 30, 2010

mamattached 

Attached to a mothers hip...

Madison was attached to her mothers hip almost 24 hours a day, so we considered her to be mamattached.

mamattached by Mike Fiftyonefifty February 1, 2017

Travis Malott 

Travis Malott is the name given to tall humans who wear onesies and have boners that flip to the left.

That kid is such a Travis Malott, I could see it flipping to the left while wearing a purple onesie.

Travis Malott by Linda King January 16, 2010

Mammott 

Cool yeti from My Singing Monsters. He has a deep voice.

Mammot: Bum... ...Bu-Bum!... ...BUM!... ...BUUUM!!!
Toe Jammer: ...doo... ...doowa... ...doo...
Fwog: WAWAWAWAWAWA!

You: Well I liked it when Mammott sang I guess I will play the game now!

Mammott by moment bruh big April 28, 2021

MAMOTE 

MAMOTEMOAMOAMOAMOMOSOAOMOMAOMOAMOAMAOM

MAMOTE

MAMOTE MAMOTE MAMOTE

-M.

MAMOTE by Aquatic_animations10 October 19, 2020

Marotta 

Godly! Of Italian decent with awesome pecks and a bodacious body. Should be revered and honored on sight. Bow down and accept the blessing on your face. Family parties will pwn face. This clan of immortals are unique indeed.

Oh SNap! He/She is part of the Marotta clan. They are soooo cooool!

Marotta by Spanky1337 January 27, 2009