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a large 8 inch man. Who stiffens up when agitated/excited. Some people refer to it as a penile organ. But sophisticated people refer to their dong as a Lumar. The L must be capitalized since it is a proper noun. Treat your Lumar with care, for it has feelings too.
Amanuel: Hey did you see Hannah's Lumar?

Prabh: Yeah, I think he was trying to talk to me!

Lumar: I'm a penis!
Lumar by octomoose May 14, 2013
Words you can keep
To beat someone with one’s forearms as if you were gay
If Jonathan doesn’t watch out, I’m gonna Lumar his ass.
Lumar by 白天 February 28, 2019
Related Words
Lumar lumari LUMARIEL LuMark lumaru Lumarys lamar Lemar Lamar Jackson Lamarcus
To beat someone with one’s forearms as if you were gay
If Jonathan doesn’t watch out, I’ll Lumar his ass.
Lumar by 白天 February 28, 2019

Kendrick Lamar 

To suddenly vanish from all existence after releasing multiple critically acclaimed studio albums.
I'm gonna Kendrick Lamar myself after this drops. Nice knowing you!
Kendrick Lamar by thumbsnt July 22, 2021
A nickname for the member Lalisa Manoban of the K-POP group "BLΛƆKPIИK." The name was given to Lalisa on the show "Weekly Idol" by Jeong Hyeong-don.
Limario rapped so well in the new music video.
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Lamar Smith 

The asshole who introduced the SOPA bill (Otherwise known as the shittiest pice of legislation ever introduced to the U.S. government).
Lamar Smith, the biggest fuck to ever be.
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Lamar Smith 

The man behind the shittiest piece of legislation the U.S. government ever came up with. He is a Republican from Texas and does not deserve a second more in office.
Lamar Smith is another retarded asshole with too much power, it is amazing that anonymous ignores him.
Lamar Smith by mrbigmclargehuge January 31, 2012
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