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Oh. He won the lottery? Really? He must be J lucky.
J Lucky by Thoreal. April 19, 2021

Bad Luck Jessie J 

A meme made about the singer Jessie J. Like Bad Luck Brian. Also a badass mofo.
Bad Luck Jessie J: "Gets taken down like a domino. Breaks leg."

"Jessie J has a lot of bad luck!"

lucky Joe 

The guy in the middle of a gay/bi threesome. Ie, the one with a cock up his arse, and his cock in someone else.
I'd have a threesome with another guy, but like Hell I'd be Joe.
lucky Joe by Van123 September 11, 2005

Lucky Jump 

The way a young mexican claims he can dunk a basketball. AKA a big fuckin liar.
Isaiah: Chantz through me an alley oop and I got a Lucky Jump and then I dunked it.
Me: Well go touch rim.
Isaiah: Naw bro I can't
Lucky Jump by CJDCJD March 30, 2011

Lucky Jesse

The middle man in a 3-way buttfuck. Also known as the French Sandwich
As the black balls were slapping off his quivering ass, Jesse thought to himself, "you're so Lucky Jesse"
Lucky Jesse by frnb September 23, 2012

Lucky Julio 

To cross the border into America or sneak of of your girlfriend's bedroon without being caught, bitten by a snake, dying of dehydration or shitting your pants.
American: Where's your green card senior?

Mexican: No have card, me pull Lucky Julio and come here to work!

Boyfriend: Her parents almost caught me leaving out of her window this morning.

Buddy: You Lucky Julio, you!
Lucky Julio by The Strangers August 29, 2013