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Lozen

Her own woman. Puts the "warrior" AND the "princess" in "warrior princess". Over-all beast at life. Not one to back down from ANY battle. EVER! The modern day Joan of Ark. Extremely stubborn and independant but this makes her untouchable. Stand up to her and you will learn your place very, very quickly because she will put you there. Earns respect faster than anyone or anything imaginable. Will give a nice face slapping to anyone who hurts her friends in any way. All men ask for her hand but none prevail. She is not one to jump into anything without immense thought. When she finds a suitor worthy of her Lozeness the world will be as one but at the same time all hell will break loose. Things will just work as they should. Although she is very tough on the outside, if you ask her for advice she will give you the best advice that will ever meet your ears because she is all-knowing.
Girls: Jeeze, how could anyone be so smart, beautiful, athletic, and right about everything?? I wish I was a Lozen *jealous*

Boys: Aw hot damn look at that Lozen! I would totally tap that. But if I did I know that I would lose that hand... It's almost worth it.
by gunnihooper3 October 4, 2011
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Lovenge

A "Lovenge"is a human being that's put in the oven at exactly 250 degrees fahrenheit with some herbs and spices. Critically acclaimed by the very popular website thatsphucked.com. Lovenge can also be used as an insult substituting the very popular phrase. "Go kill yourself." Just be lucky your not the lovenge folks!
Example1:
Calvin: "Just hold on were going home!!!"
David: "Calvin please just lovenge yourself while theres still time."
Example 2:

Miley Cyrus: "We Cannntntntntn stttoooooop!!!!"
Kirstie: "Miley, please proceed to the safest oven to commence the lovenge process."
by hjk200 September 25, 2013
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Lorena

Latin/European. Lorena’s are usually very bubbly and energetic. Really artsy and creative and has a very unique taste in music. Can roast you till you’re a pile of burnt ashes on the floor. She is very loyal and always has your back. Super affectionate to those she loves. Lorena’s often have a very dirty humour and everything seems funny to her. Lorena’s also have some insecurities that she doesnt like to talk about. She can be very distant and depressed at times but tries to hide it from others so they don’t worry. Lorena’s usually have beautiful dark hair and even darker eyes. Lorena is very smart and can make any guy fall for her. Lorena’s are really good at keeping secrets and always know how to comfort her friends. She is super loving and very flirtatious with her loved one. Make sure to never let go of a Lorena because chances are you’ll regret it very much after.
Guy1: That girl is so cute!
Guy2: yeah, that’s lorena
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Lorenzo Berkshire

a kind, hot guy from the Wattpad story “Filthy”. He’s a slytherin with mommy & daddy issues. cousin & best friend to Draco Malfoy.
My favorite character from “Filthy” is Lorenzo Berkshire.
by wattpadlover January 13, 2021
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Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn was born in Switzerland in the spring of 1974. He was placed in a basket and tossed into a river immediately following his birth. After traveling downstream for miles, he was found by a young Milanese woman who raised him, naming his Lorenzo after her father, and Von Matterhorn to reflect his Swiss heritage.

Lorenzo was diagnosed with a condition called phallumegally (bigness of penis) at a young age. He grew up unable to ride a bike or feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. He has applied for penis reduction surgery many times, but the doctors have said that, sadly, that is not an option.

He is the founder of Von Matterhorn Industries International Unlimited Global Inc., or VMIIUGI, and was once named billionaire of the week by Big Business Journal.

See The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn.
By pretending to be Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, Barney managed to convince a woman to sleep with him.
by lilypotter56 July 25, 2012
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Lorenz Los Banos

In ancient time this word meant a handsome man with leadership qualities. Today it still means the same.
When I first met John Doe, he struck me as a Lorenz Los Banos.
by LDesiel October 3, 2007
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lolenka

:a young girl approximately 10-14 or just at the start of pubescence.

Historically, this noun was a Slavic pet name for a young girl no longer a "девочка" (little girl) but not yet a "девушка" (young lady).

pl: lolenki
"Did you see that cute lolenka in church today? She will be absolutely beautiful in a few more years."

lolita russian devochka fräulein
by Sonya_4002 November 28, 2009
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