Loverfacing

The art of loving ones face or genitalia in a sensitive manner either for hours on end or at brief random times throughout the day or night. This act is usually performed by two people in love but can often be performed out of context by two horny individuals with no respect for genuine romantic intercourse.

Person 1: Where did Kelli and Jeff go? And why is that door closed?

Person 2: They are loverfacing!! Leave them alone! Don't you know anything about romance??

''Heeeeey Girl! You look so damn fine.... I definitely see me, you, a bottle of wine, and some loverfacing at my place a little later. You down?''

by Keljeff November 15, 2012

Loverbating

Not lust nor infatuation but masturbating to true love while they are not around to have sex.

Johnny:I'm loverbating to Emma Watson oh my God she's so sweet and nice and intelligent I just love her! *jack off
Steve: What the fuck you don't know her plus she lives across the sea
Johnny day dreaming: Sailors singing and dancing: "Oh we went across the see, in the wide wide open sea to see what we could see,
Other sailors: *whistling in tune
Sailor: Oh the big mystery!
Other sailors: Of the wide wide open sea!
*Sailor folk dance*Sailor folk dance

Sailors signing: Oh how inlove we could be in the wide wide open sea
*Jack off
Sailors whistling* *sailor folk dance

Jack: *stares what the fuck is the matter with you man!?? *runs away screaming

Johnny:.... :O)

by browngirlsdonttakebs July 5, 2009