lou pearlman

1.ASS who STEALS money from CHILDREN.
2.Fat Bastard
3.Cheese-doodle-loving, pastery-eating, money-stealing fat ass.

"Lou Pearlman stole everything he has from everyone that worked with him."

by Kerri September 07, 2003

lou pearlman

1. p.n. Money grubbing, terrible business man. Bears slight resemblance to Jabba the Hut.

Lou Pearlman molests little boys.

by Rachel September 07, 2003

lou pearlman

gross fatass, 90 chin havin' loser who's so fat he sweats butter. Use to make nsync take kitty porn pictures. and i heard hit nick carter from the back a few times. nasty old fart who steals childrens mney, candy, and come to think of it anything else remotley edible.

nsync's jc chasez- i want to beat the shit out of lou pearlmans obese ass!
nsync's justin timberlake i wanna kill that mo'fo!
nsync's chris kirkpatrick- no need for the violence kids, he'll be gettin a heartattack in about 2.4 seconds.

by mandy August 06, 2004

lou pearlman

WOW! Lou is the coolest, with those glasses and 6 chins. He knows his music, considering O-Town is the best in the biz. He is the boy-band legend. He is everyone's liquid dream.

"O-Town was the instant band founded by boy-band genius LOUS PEARLMAN!"

by deet January 10, 2004