there once was a girl named lorna
who’s always sitting in the corner

she’d make a shrieking sound

when someone one would come around
to inform her
(that she couldn’t watch horse porn here)

she did not even try in her courses

her essays did not include sources
but it all seemed fair
that she did not care
she was too busy watching the horses!
by pipsa February 19, 2022
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Lorna is an amazing person and is a great friend too. He is a funny metalheads and he is one of the greatest people I've ever met and I'm glad that we are friends, we both make each other laugh and are constantly joking around whether its serious or not
Hey look its Lorna ! He's really funny.
by Hawkeissilly July 18, 2022
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a clumsy action that occurs in the presents of a Lorna, or a clumsy action performed by a Lorna!
She's done a Lorna!
by A clumsy Lorna May 5, 2009
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Absolutely horrible, the worst person you can meet.
by Daxvfszcg November 19, 2018
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A frigid fuck that wouldnt get it on with anything! Has a group of guys that follow her (sheep) flock around her, and fancy her.
Look theres Lorna and her flock, dude thats gonna end in bukkake!
by Anon February 9, 2005
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term often used by drunk exchange students when ordering a cider & black from any of the irish pubs in salzburg, given by the fact that Lorna is the queen of cider and black.
Man, that Lorna was so refreshing in my mouth.

Im so thirsty, i need to drink a Lorna

How many lornas are you able to pund during happy hour?
by monkey loco April 26, 2011
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