John: hey it's that its that ugly ass short nigga
Tyler: what's his name again?
John: I don't know , some ugly ass short nigga named Lorenzo
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Lorenzo is a cool guy. when you meet him he is a crazy ,active ,ANNOYING person. he will be helpful and playful but mostly its Party.he is very tall moslty handsome for the girls and SUPER horny
Dude Lorenzo is crazy
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A lonely dude who is in need of friends and people to hang out with. He is shy and the only reasons he has a friends is because he is funny. You should hang out with him and become friends with me, I mean him
Look at Lorenzo he is so lonely
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A gorgeous brute of a man with hella cake like daym its massive and its all real too and his gorgeous baboon lips could suck your soul dry.
Daym, Lorenzo's lips could suck all the water out of Africa
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A very funny and stupid person who eats a jar of asparagus in 1 minute
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An Italian fella, watches alot of anime(hentai) and resembles a rodent or mosquito. They also tend to have large foreheads but don't know how to use it. But he is an all around great guy once you get to know him.
Look at that guy's forehead must be a Lorenzo
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selfish, self centered asshole who uses his personal issues as a crutch and doesn't know how to take responsibility for the many stupid things that he does; would rather avoid any problems he's created until he can't anymore instead manning up and owning up to his mistakes.
Hey bestfriend, Lorenzo fucked me over again! Shocker.
by LolSmileyFace4 January 20, 2018
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