A funny AND pretty italian girl who has tons of friends. Lorena is the only one in her friend group that is not a major clown.
“Lorena Vollaro is SO funny” Genna said to MaliaI know right she makes me laugh all the time!” Malia says
by Peanutlv May 31, 2019
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The vengeful act of performing oral sex on a man... and then biting his dick off.

Giving a Lorena Bobbit blow job is like high-fiving Lorena herself. Hell yeah, girl. Cheaters gon' cheat.
"Did you hear about what Jesse James did to Sandra Bullock?"

"Yeah! That asshole deserves a nice, wet, sloppy Lorena Bobbit blow job."
by Kristentacle March 1, 2011
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The best cauple in the world they goofy and cute af everyone jelous of them theh have a good futuere and they playful even when one is mad the other they still laugh and kiss theh cute af
Goals cute goofy
Damn lorena and konrad are couple goals i wanna have something like them
by Goalsbrogoals November 12, 2017
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Lorena is a stupid chode eater

chode as in a fat genital of the male that is short and stumpy
Lorena just ate Jerry's chode
by Lore] September 23, 2022
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Latin/European. Lorena’s are usually very passionate and ambitious. Dark hair, light eyes that you’ll instantly fall in love with. She can be bossy sometimes, but with good intentions. She will probably be the Love of your life. She is very loyal and she has your back no matter what. She can be depressed and distant sometimes, but is very good at hiding it. She has small circle of friends, but loves them very much. She is very smart, down to earth, and flirtatious with guys. Every guy at some point had a crush on her, but she is usually not really interested. She is a goal chaser and hard-working bitch. If you do her wrong, she’ll become the coldest person you’ll ever met. When she is done, she is done, and there is no going back once she kicks you out of her life. Make sure to never let Lorena go, because chances are you’ll regret it right after.
Guy1: Did u just wave to that girl?
Guy2: Oh, yeah. That’s Lorena, we used to talk before, she is the best girl I know, i’m sorry we aren’t close anymore.
Guy1: She is very pretty dude…
by random person without a life November 21, 2021
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