Log Off 

When you masturbate while pooping. A combination of dropping a log and jacking off.

Guy1: "Did you just Log Off in the work bathroom?!"
Guy2: "Do you mean masturbating while pooping? I wouldn't do that!"
Guy1: "I heard you and smelled it! I know you were Logging off in the stall next to me and if it every happens again I will kill you!"

Log Off by Irrad June 19, 2012

Log off 

To dump your girl.

Edward:Hey ima log off that chick Dorothy
Charlie:Yeah she ugly.

Log off by The Goblinn March 18, 2009

Log off 

A dump that has been put on hold during a particularly long stretch online. Usually interupting a long chat session or on-line game such as Warcraft or Second life.

Lou: "Just GO! Stop talking about how bad you have to go, just GO!"
Rick:"I'm about to uplevel, I don't want to log off right now!"

Log off by mo-yo December 29, 2006

log off 

making a bowel movement.

If you work in an office and you've been holding in a crap all day because it's awkward to drop one while your VP is dropping one in the stall next door in the men's room, and you go to shut down your computer and it asks you, "Are you sure you want to log off?" You can respond with a resounding, "Oh yes."

log off by officespacemilton July 31, 2009

Log off 

Another term for back off. Used in today's age due to the amount of technology.

Dude, log off, you're totally in my space.

Log off by ALF_White613 January 20, 2011

log off 

Yet another way of saying you need a crap.

Man, that chilli was bad, I really need to log off!

log off by Aaron C Rescue August 28, 2003

Log Off 

When someone decides to exit playing a video game or program.

User1: Hey, do you want to raid Molten Core in 10mins?

User2: Actually, I'm just about log off.

User1: My account isn't work properly.

User2: Have you tried to log off and re log?

Log Off by Stelarus October 20, 2014