Mami’s Local Cracks 

A gang of insane hispanic females, that are most definitely your local crackheads. Annoying to some, but entertaining to each other.

Look! It’s mami’s local cracks! Their so weird. Omg. Ew.

Mami’s Local Cracks by autis_cyle April 30, 2020

Mami’s Local Cracks 

A gang of hispanic females that are in fact delusional and crackheads among your local town. Annoying to some, but entertaining to each other.

Look! It’s mami’s local cracks! damn their weird. wtf is wrong with them. omg.

Mami’s Local Cracks by autis_cyle April 30, 2020

Local Swimming Pool Bitching 

When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.

Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?

Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.

Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?

Elliot: I dislike the Shape.

Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog

Local Swimming Pool Bitching by TheElderPrawn October 18, 2011

So, how about that local sports team? 

A phrase uttered after an awkward silence to break the tension, but it usually ends up making the situation more awkward or ends with people laughing

Person A: I think I killed her when I knocked her down

*Awkward silence*

Person B: So, how about that local sports team?....

*Longer awkward silence*

So, how about that local sports team? by Cap'inTramp February 13, 2012

Local sexpot 

Trevor Moore

That local sexpot has been doing some sexy things lately

Local sexpot by Kalypso April 22, 2022

Local Summer

Local summer is a phrase coined by all of us San Diegans, especially the beach residents referring to the months of September and October when all of the Zonies have gone back to Arizona and we get our beaches back.

Hey Bill, Parking, uncrowded beaches, zero UofA tents on the beach, it must be local summer!

Local Summer by Yea Bill September 3, 2019

goshen local schools 

it smells like fish because of all of the girls/all the boys playing fortnite/teachers are trash/school is poor and is boring/everyone is either reall poor or really rich and there's no where in between/Levi Payne walking around with a Gucci belt

Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Poor kid: goshen local schools...
Person 1:Yucky!!!

goshen local schools by i fucked your mother June 12, 2019