Liquid Dick

1. A man who prematurely ejaculates 10 out of 10 times.

2. A man who's dick is incapable of holding in his baby liquid.

Hey doctor, I've got a problem. I could get it up, I just can't hold it in. I'm a total liquid dick.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 24, 2009

Liquid Dick Sniffer

Someone who’s homosexual and really bad at Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

“Get out of here Pat, you Liquid Dick Sniffer!”

by Carl_Johnson_Wonthaggi_PD November 22, 2022