Combat linemen (Lineys) are the most refined and articulate members of the Royal Corps of Signals. Reknowned for their sexual prowess, intelligence and athletic stature.
Warcry...." We Lay 'em Longer"
Not to be mistaken for Telemechs. (a workshy subspieces seen on airfields).
Attempts to breed Linemen in captivity led to genetic weaklings known as Combat signalmen and storeman. (both to be found in dark recesses of regular units) or the utter failure of crossbreeding with techs that produced the now extinct TE Tech.
Warcry...." We Lay 'em Longer"
Not to be mistaken for Telemechs. (a workshy subspieces seen on airfields).
Attempts to breed Linemen in captivity led to genetic weaklings known as Combat signalmen and storeman. (both to be found in dark recesses of regular units) or the utter failure of crossbreeding with techs that produced the now extinct TE Tech.
God help me...send a combat lineman.
Don't send a boy todo a Liney's job.
Hairys (Combat lineman), Marys (Telemechs) and Fairys ( TE Techs).
Don't send a boy todo a Liney's job.
Hairys (Combat lineman), Marys (Telemechs) and Fairys ( TE Techs).
by mutley 408 May 3, 2020
300+ pound men, protect the quarterback and push the defensive linemen forward on a run play. They are the only males that are 6 foot 5 weigh over 300 and can still run a 4.4 40 yard dash. They are the hogs on the team and require the most water breaks and are usually smarter then the defensive linemen since they need to know all 200 plays and 100 line calls. Slower then defensive linemen, but smarter, they put all the retards on defense because all they have to do is kill the man with the ball.
by HOGS ALL DAY December 14, 2011
According to the far superior power lineman, they are called 16 foot daredevils. They think they are hot shots but in all reality, their only job is to make sure people can watch pornhub.
by Lineman86 April 8, 2021
by I am a lineman August 27, 2019
A Wichita Lineman is a twist on the classic Cherokee Chinstrap with a gravy chaser. Instead of the woman farting into a jar she strikes a gong with the man's testicles and then claps her hands three times.
by NunayoBidness August 12, 2017
by Tom Davison April 7, 2003
A sexual act when two Lineman touch tips, or dock, in a bucket truck. Then proceed to grab the high voltage power lines to “complete the circuit”.
Dan’s service was beautiful but embarrassing when they said he died from doing The Lineman’s Touch and we had to explain what that is to his parents.
by BFFLINEMAN September 22, 2023