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Lightning McQueef 

When you're about to slip in and u hit something, she Queefs, and a Lightning Mcqueen car toy flys out from the deep insides
Queef 1: trust me , bruddda I am alot more safe then you are

Lightning Mcqueef: don't Shame me for having a Lightning Mcqueef moment, just cos u jealous

Queef 2 : I rather be loud then coke on a car

Lightning McQueef 

Lightning Mcqueef is the Chief Queef Manic of the Race Track, he queefs wherever he goes, the absolute queef god.
Jonathen: Yo, you heard of Lightning McQueef?

Winston: yes, it would be a travesty to have not heard of Lightning McQueef the Chief Queef Maniac of the Race Track.

Lightning McQueen 

the hottest car youve ever seen
Person 1: "omg that car is very attractive
Person 2: "i know, Lightning McQueen is the hottest car ive seen"

Lightning McQueen Crocs 

The only version of crocs that actually fucking matter, but crocs wont make them in adult sizes, so you go through foot binding to be able to fit them as a 30 year old.
Person 1: Bro why do you have such tiny feet?
Person 2: Its so I can fit my Lightning McQueen crocs