Life Pain

The emotional and or mental pain one feels from events happening in their life at any given time.

Measured on a daily basis, on a 1-10 scale, 10 being worst. Things that contribute to Life Pain would include girlfriends/wives, kids, job, self-image, substance abuse etc.

So today my wife tells me she's leaving me, my car asploded on the freeway, and I found out my kid is snorting more coke than Scarface. Yeah my life pain is about a 9/10 today. How's yours?

Life Pain by Onyx July 19, 2005

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life is pain

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life is pain by life is pain enjoyer January 26, 2023

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Life is pain, Princess

A declaration made by Wesley (disguised as the Dread Pirate Roberts) to Buttercup in The Princess Bride

Buttercup: “You mock my pain!”
Wesley: “Life is pain, Princess! Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.”

Life is pain, Princess by Dr. Sago March 6, 2019

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Lifepain

(lahyfpeyn) - noun: A term to quantify the amount of anguish and torment present in your life. Usually expressed on a scale of 1-10, although other scales can be used. Sometimes also referred as a being's lifepain index.

- "How you doing today man?" "My lifepain is high, FML!"

- "Ugh, on a scale of 1-10 my lifepain is an 11 today."

Lifepain by Hatta March 17, 2011

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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