Life Friend

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Noun. Name given to the friend of an emotionally delicate individual for their own emotional security brought on by abandonment. This perception of close friendship is merely a projection of their desires for close platonic companionship in the void of actual loved ones. "Life Friends" commonly will receive daily hugs from this individual and, traditionally, are the supplier of both alcohol and tobacco products, as chemicals are another stabilizing force in this tender individual's life.

Said in drunken stuper: "Even though I cry everyday, I'm glad to have you guys around. You guys are my life friends!"

Said in a semi-drunken stuper: "The three of us came together as life friends and formed this house of love."

Said in stone cold sobriety: "Even though we have this last cigarette, we shall smoke it together; as life friends."

Life Friend by Life Friend 1 February 8, 2010

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Half life friend

A friend that known for half of your life

Aiden and John are both half life friends of mine.

Half life friend by Ironman99 October 15, 2022

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Best friend for life

some one who is always there for you never pushes you around and is there for you always when you need it or not,they will come when your down or at 12 @ night to make sure your okay and someone who never looses hope for you.

she is my best friend for life i love her.

Best friend for life by rose2984 April 11, 2019

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A friend for life

Eline

"What do you call someone you can talk to about anything, who has a great attitude and view on life, and someone who is just as fun to be around til hverdags og til fest, like a friend for life?", "Eline", "ah, of course, thanks!"

A friend for life by Marikkens July 2, 2023

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I want to be your friend for the rest of my life

I want to be your friend for the rest of my life by Soyolmaa June 2, 2018

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Life, StormHunterPSU, & Friend

life(Probably gross hag covered in stretch marks melinda)StormHunterPSU(nasty wife beating Jeff), Friend(fat gay todd that's fixated with Diana)are all idiots that lerk on this site and many others posting anything from grade school insults in the form of a urban definitions to fake personal ads on other sites. People that do not and never will have any moral values, good looks, or a life. Grow up Faggies... we see your shit... we don't CARE!!!!

Life, StormHunterPSU, & Friend are all idiots that live on the internet and have no sex lives, or lives period. GROW THE FUCK UP!!!!! When they get too scared to post shit about me or diana in chat on their regular names you can find them on sites like this one trying to hide pathetically on other identities... why so scared!??? Well they're chicken shits that don't like their real names and addresses going out!!!! Can't top it when you're so stupid you threaten and harass young females about posting their shit but can't find it, then have it done to yourselves instead. Fuck all of you losers!!!! STDs kill... DIE ALREADY!!!!!!!

Life, StormHunterPSU, & Friend by marylandgrl22 December 5, 2004

Life, StormHunterPSU, & Friend

The definition should read *Life, StormHunterPSU, & Annoymous

Now all of you kindly go fuck yourselves!

Life, StormHunterPSU, & Friend by marylandgrl22 December 5, 2004

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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