the act of attempting to turn a straight girl into a lesbian by interfering in daily activities including but not limited to being the third wheel on dates, talking badly about any boys she shows an interest in, trying to change her appearance by talking her into a butch haircut and flannel shirts, etc....
Woah! Get a load of the lesbianoge going on over there! (said while watching a straight girl who is on a date with her boyfriend and the lesbian who tagged along is trying to control the conversation.)
Someone who accepts and has unconditional love for the lesbian community. This is one who has studied the the internal workings of lesbians and understand their psyche through daily observation and personal interactions.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.