Lemp

The state of not being able to use your legs..... or having no legs at all.

Person 1: Dude, get up.
Person 2: Halp! I'm lemp!

by lempkidlikestacos January 26, 2010

lemp

a combination of hemp and a lamp
also a sexual thing u stick in your urethra.

i like lemps............alot, i like putting them in my urethra... bro

by rimmie March 3, 2008

lempers

The cutest breed of panda bears, they loved to suck on bamboo sticks instead of eating them, which is what caused their extinction. Notable features included very soft fur and genitals.

Look at those lempers over there.

Awwww

by Panda Expert February 19, 2013

Lolita Lempicka

A term used when wringing the other fellas/cunt nugget neck to the point where they pass out

Me: I’m gonna Lolita Lempicka the other fellas neck
Ed:you should just report him to the guards

Me: I guess but he’s just such a cunt nugget though

by MMfangirl February 19, 2020

Lempos

The title "Lempos" originates from Ancient Cyprus and was inherited by the priviliged family of Lempious, because of the unfortunate birth of their first offspring with turtle-like features, which occured in the village of Lempa, Cyprus. It refers to the subtle art of being a turtle-like creature.

You are such a Lempos, that your parents admitted you being ugly.

by Palavrakis April 12, 2022

Lempi

Lempi is so hot girl and everyone likes Lempi. ;) Lempi is pretty, bodygoals and smart.

lempigirlll

by girll October 31, 2018

Lempe Knockout

When a male jacks off to a porno in the privacy of his room and a female walks in and the male is at the point of ejaculation turns around and squirts cum into the females eye

Johey was in his room during his "Private Time" when Claire walked in Johey was scared an accidently performed a Lempe Knockout on Claire.
"Claire you dumb hoe now i gotta rush your bimbo ass to the hospital because of my Lempe Knockout.

by Hey Tits Imeanwut December 16, 2008