Lemp
Lemp by lempkidlikestacos January 26, 2010
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lempers
The cutest breed of panda bears, they loved to suck on bamboo sticks instead of eating them, which is what caused their extinction. Notable features included very soft fur and genitals.
lempers by Panda Expert February 19, 2013
Lolita Lempicka
Me: I’m gonna Lolita Lempicka the other fellas neck
Ed:you should just report him to the guards
Me: I guess but he’s just such a cunt nugget though
Ed:you should just report him to the guards
Me: I guess but he’s just such a cunt nugget though
Lolita Lempicka by MMfangirl February 19, 2020
Lempos
The title "Lempos" originates from Ancient Cyprus and was inherited by the priviliged family of Lempious, because of the unfortunate birth of their first offspring with turtle-like features, which occured in the village of Lempa, Cyprus. It refers to the subtle art of being a turtle-like creature.
Lempos by Palavrakis April 12, 2022
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Lempe Knockout
When a male jacks off to a porno in the privacy of his room and a female walks in and the male is at the point of ejaculation turns around and squirts cum into the females eye
Johey was in his room during his "Private Time" when Claire walked in Johey was scared an accidently performed a Lempe Knockout on Claire.
"Claire you dumb hoe now i gotta rush your bimbo ass to the hospital because of my Lempe Knockout.
"Claire you dumb hoe now i gotta rush your bimbo ass to the hospital because of my Lempe Knockout.
Lempe Knockout by Hey Tits Imeanwut December 16, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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