Lcamp

To lay low at work as if you're camping out in one spot hiding from work with the intention of doing less than nothing.

The graveyard crew said they were going to Lcamp it tonight leaving the work for day shift

Lcamp by Mann double n February 9, 2022

Nigga Lamp 

That one porno where that nigga hid as a lamp

Guy 1:bruh have you watched nigga lamp
Guy 2:yeah bruh

Nigga Lamp by Bruhmoment696969 June 26, 2019

nigga lamp 

nigga lamp

mom- honey what’s wrong with your lamp
daughter- nothing it’s just my lamp
mom-turn it on
daughter- ok
daughter- i guess it’s broken
nigga lamp- suck my cock bitch

nigga lamp by poop shit nigga cunt June 26, 2019

red lamp

This lamp belongs to Tayler Holder and dated Nate Wyatt until it found out Nate was cheating. It also hits people a lot.

The red lamp hits Nate Wyatt, Tayler Holder, Kelianne Stankus and Zach Clayton in the head many times.

red lamp by Disney obsessed child August 26, 2020

Fijian Lava Lamp 

To perform a Fijian Lava Lamp with your good lady, you will need:

A large carton of Pineapple juice (with bits), a bottle of hot sauce, a Bounty bar and a funnel. Get her to hop on all fours and raise that ass right up in the air. Pop in the funnel and deliver a soothing pineapple enema. Plug her with the bounty bar. Now, shag her vigorously from behind and when approaching peak, whip out the bounty and squeeze in a generous serving of fiery hot chilli sauce. As her burn builds and you shoot your wad, lower your head over her bubbling pineappley ringer and prepare for a cataclysmic volcanic ass eruption right in your boat race - a la, a Fijian Lava Lamp.

NB. Should you not wish to take the full eruption facially, when expunged into a large Martina glass, a Fijian Lava Lamp makes a fabulous pre-dinner cocktail.

LUKE: Whoa Brian! Your eyes are red as fuck this morning. Did you not get much sleep last night?

BRIAN: No mate, Slept like a baby. It was that Fijian Lava Lamp that I gave the missus last night. The pyroclastic flow got me right in the peepers.

Fijian Lava Lamp by DD81RB74 July 24, 2016

Lamperry 

The loving relationship that exists between footballers, John Terry and Frank Lampard. The pair play for Chelsea FC and the England NT. The origin of the word comes from the combination of their last names. The word Tampard is not a substitute for Lamperry.

Bob: What's your favorite football bromance?

Steve: Mine has to be Lamperry.

Lamperry by Bluemonster67 August 13, 2011

Lamp Kloon 

1. (n.) A clown who has generally failed at his craft; a clown who finds it difficult to get laughs from an audience or who can no longer adequately perform his standard tricks, such as juggling, dancin', harpin' the rug, or stountin' the tarn.

2. (n.) A floundering can that commonly rests on a lamp or lamp shade.

1. That lamp kloon really sucked, and so I gave him a good kick to the nuts.

2. There's a lamp kloon.

Lamp Kloon by P'tainz January 28, 2013