Lauresa

Dumbass

Lauresa is a dumbass

by YNGJ00K October 3, 2020

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Lauresa

The hottest girl you’ll ever see in ur life time.
If you know a Lauresa don’t let her go she is the one who makes your world colorful, once you let her go, your world is black and white

“Wow that girl is gorgeous!”
“That’s probably Lauresa”

by 69420bitxh June 28, 2020

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one of the prettiest girls you ever met. a laurisa is smart and very strong. You still have many problems that you are reluctant to tell. the most important thing for her are her true friends with whom she laughs. She is very popular with the opposite sex!

„who is that? „

„Oh! many people talk about her, i think her name was laurisa!“

„hot“

by CallMehBob November 5, 2018

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Laureta

Laureta will be seen with bright blue eyes that change through out the day. She is a caring loving person. She knows and will treat a guy like a king. Never wants to lose him and always thinks if everything is ok. She's a type to get jealous and scared only because she is afraid to lose you. She's romantic and will be by your side and she is a girl that has real feelings and will know to make you smile even on your worst days. She'll will make you feel worth more then anything of what you can think. You will never want to lose by being on her side. She has lots of confidence and she will be found strong. She loves to laugh.She has lots of talent and a beautiful voice. You will spot her making others feel welcome as well as happy when they are down. Laureta is a shy type that will grow on and become open with friends. She has a gourgous body with soft lovely hair. She's smart and funny. She can be scrcartic and stubborn at the same time. Laureta is a understandingperson. She will always be there of you. Laureta is practically what you call perfect.

Laureta is the sweetest lady ever.

by Lilobill February 10, 2018

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UD Nobel Laureate

A person who has achieved the highest worldwide recognition for an important contribution to culture or the sciences.

I was awakened early this morning by a phone call from Stockholm telling me that I had won the Nobel Prize for my UD work; however it quickly became apparent that I was not the UD Nobel Laureate and that I was only dreaming and so I can merely claim that I momentarily tasted the sweet recognition that of course I clearly do actually deserve for all of my UD contributions which incidentally have now totaled 900 as of today.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019

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