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The phenomenon of being late. Specifically linked to being late because of one's gender and calendar.
Friend: Wow, you're always on time!

Me: Thanks for noticing! Lateism is not in my gender or calendar.
Lateism by mcWorldChanger May 14, 2016
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Lateism is the quality of being late. When people don't show up on time, they're guilty of lateism. When you don't arrive on time for something, you're late, so lateism refers to the habit of being late.
Lateism is not in my agenda. Synonym tardiness
Lateism by MzansiGalore May 11, 2016
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It is a mental defect specifically invented and honed by a person who goes by Muce. It is a state where the person turns autistic aka Latismo Mode, after one beer and proceeds to gamble, do strange noises with their mouth and have eyes covered in blood.
-Hey does John have autism?
-No man he is in latismo mode.
Latismo by TheBlackBadger May 13, 2021

lateisha 

suttle but bitchy cool and fun
shes such a bitch but i love lateisha
lateisha by bunyboo418 February 4, 2010
An Amazing person with a great sense of humor, boss babe who has continued to love Jesus, her family and coffee. She is a mind blowing lover and the best woman you have in your side
LaTeishia will get you through the hard times, happy times and do it with a smile.
LaTeishia by anonymous November 21, 2021

Lateisha 

Lateisha is a nice girl with a banging body, she’s often very chill and cool to hang around with. Can be moody but is mostly sweet
“Have you seen Lateisha today?”
Lateisha by Uruniverse29584 November 22, 2021

lateista 

She is the most caring girl but if you make her mad she will turn into someone you don't want her to turn into but other than that she lovin' caring beautiful and very much creative
Heyy this is lateista how you pronounce it is La-Tei-Sta.
lateista by anonymous November 22, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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